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August 21, 2014 / 6:59AM 90 notes

theartofmagic:

Sire of Insanity. Art by Peter Mohrbacher.

theartofmagic:

Sire of Insanity. Art by Peter Mohrbacher.

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August 20, 2014 / 6:11AM 453,119 notes

meltedwire:

red-means-unsolved:

you-crazy-little-runaway:

niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

The moon isn’t a planet you dumbfuck

the moon isn’t on there, fyi

that’s mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune, and pluto

pluto? that imposter. got away with pretending to be a planet for decades. it’s probably still laughing at us.

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August 19, 2014 / 9:19AM 1,888,320 notes

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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August 19, 2014 / 8:40AM 38,639 notes

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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August 17, 2014 / 5:15AM 342,100 notes

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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August 14, 2014 / 1:42AM 11,784 notes

GoT meme | Houses [1/3] → House Tyrell

There is entirely too much tut-tutting in this realm, if you ask me. All these kings would do a deal better if they put down their swords and listened to their mothers.  Olenna Tyrell

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August 11, 2014 / 2:23PM 860 notes

hyliansword:

"Hey, everybody!  Let’s see off our Brother!" 

Requested by anonymous

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July 9, 2014 / 1:50AM 232,697 notes

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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July 5, 2014 / 10:56AM 134,459 notes

the-gift-of-mortality:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

this

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July 2, 2014 / 2:08PM 362 notes

adventuretime-pics-gifs-vids:

hugs-for-fucks:

I follow back everyone! ♥

adventuretime-pics-gifs-vids:

hugs-for-fucks:

I follow back everyone! ♥

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July 2, 2014 / 11:11AM 590,122 notes

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun

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